Thursday, August 6, 2009

A(H1N1) Flu Updates

Breaking News!

MOH has informed that recent testing of flu-like illness confirm that almost 95% of the cases are caused by the H1N1 virus.
Doctors would only prescribe symtomatic relief medication like panadol and cough mixture and recommend self quarantine. ( No tongue wrestling and pinball putting allowed!)
70% do not need any anti-viral medications like Tamilflu or Relenza. Only severe cases need to be referred to hospitals for further treatment.
Note: Those having difficulty of getting Tamilflu medicine, please refer to MIC or Samy Vellu. They hold the franchise. For Penang residents, unless the High Chapparal issue is solved, Samy will not give any more Tamilflu tablets as a revenge for destroying Indian Heritage settlement.

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